Only For Men Who Need More Self Confidence in Bed
June 5, 2008
In this article we are going to discuss how you can get more self confidence in bed. There is NOTHING worse that meeting a beautiful woman, have a GREAT first couple of dates, and then find yourself in the ENVIABLE position of getting her home to your place…ONLY to end up with a bad case of the jitters. Why does this happen? It’s quite simple. There are about 7 different reasons that men self sabotage themselves with beautiful women ( meaning shoot themselves in the foot …or WORSE..;-) and I’d like to cover a few of them quickly below: Read more
How To Create Six Pack Abs In Record Time!
June 4, 2008
Looking to get those 6 pack abs ready for the sizzling swelter of summer? How far away are you? I’m about 3 cases of Amstel Light and double cream tastycakes away from showing MY pale ass anywhere NEAR the beach….but hopefully JfM readers are in a hell of a lot better shape than me! Read more
Life in a Brazil Prison: If You’ve Gotta Do the Time…..
June 4, 2008
A pretty funny article on a guy doing 28 years in a Brazil prison – an early morning cell raid revealed a few hundred grand, a couple guns and a plasma tv – all of which I’m forbidden from having due to my condo associations strict rules. Of course – I never considered breaking a few international laws, but if I do – I know my country of choice.
You can read the whole story at the link below.
SAO PAULO, Brazil – The luxurious lifestyle of a convict in northeastern Brazil has come to an abrupt end after police confiscated a plasma TV set, gym equipment, two pistols and cash worth $173,000 from his cell, officials said Tuesday.ADVERTISEMENTBahia’s Prison Affairs Department head Jose Francisco Leite said police raided the cell Monday in a statewide crackdown on drug trafficking.He said Tuesday authorities have ordered an investigation of how of Genilson Lins da Silva got 280,000 reals ($173,000), two .38-caliber pistols and other amenities into his cell at the Bahia’s Lemos Brito Penitentiary. Silva is serving 28 years for robbery and murder and was transferred to another prison.
Brazil inmate had $173K, guns, TV, fridge in cell – Yahoo! News
Break Up With Your Girlfriend Easily: Top Tips From George Clooney
June 3, 2008
Some very funny tips "from" George Clooney on the right way to dump your girl. Ok…these really WEREN’T written by George, rather written for George on a funny online column. But if you need some extra incentive, or simply a few good ideas for getting rid of YOUR girl – who better than to listen to rather than the main man himself? You can check out the full story at the link below..;-)
In any event, that may seem to be no way to treat a lady, but if Clooney were to write a book on dating, this would be his advice. First, realize there is no way to avoid pain. Like a band aid, it’s better to rip it off all at once. No matter how excruciating it is, the bad publicity will be over in one or two news cycles, max.Tell her you hope to stay in touch, and that you still care about her. In fact, tell her anything to get her to pack her stuff and get out of your LA mansion. Conveniently leave the country to avoid an awkward scene. However, try to avoid pulling a Fiddy Cent. D
on’t burn down your house if your ex-girlfriend refuses to leave. Remember, arson, even when the damn ‘ho deserves it, is still a felony. Do not break up with the person by phone, instant message, or e-mail; this is disrespectful. Have the decency to do it privately in person. However, if your girlfriend has the temperment of Naomi Campbell, it’s best to phone. Just make sure she’s not within throwing distance when you call her. Better yet, have your personal assistant call. After all, what are screwing her for?If you don’t really want to be friends with her, don’t say, "Oh, but we can still be friends." It only hurts more when you avoid eye contact as you walk down the red carpet, and she’s behind the velvet rope trying to get your attention with the rest of your annoying fans.

on’t burn down your house if your ex-girlfriend refuses to leave. Remember, arson, even when the damn ‘ho deserves it, is still a felony. Do not break up with the person by phone, instant message, or e-mail; this is disrespectful. Have the decency to do it privately in person. However, if your girlfriend has the temperment of Naomi Campbell, it’s best to phone. Just make sure she’s not within throwing distance when you call her. Better yet, have your personal assistant call. After all, what are screwing her for?If you don’t really want to be friends with her, don’t say, "Oh, but we can still be friends." It only hurts more when you avoid eye contact as you walk down the red carpet, and she’s behind the velvet rope trying to get your attention with the rest of your annoying fans.

