Only for JfM Readers getting a little LONG in the tooth..:-)
Funny little “quiz” that will tell you just how much of a P**sy you REALLY are……even if you think you’re still pretty hip.
I mean – a few of these are no brainers, right? But for some of us….the lure of the couch, some wings and NBA playoffs is a bit stronger these days than getting some digits at the Mojito bar down the street.
See where you fall on the getting TOO old to be hip quiz below:
You’re at a bar and your friend buys a round of tequila shots. You…(1) Down your shot, then your friend’s shot, then order another round.(2) Down your shot, thank your friend, and retire home for the evening.(3) Turn down the shot – you have work tomorrow.(4) This entire scenario is unrealistic – bars? What is this, college?
Your friends are camping out for concert tickets.
You…(1) Get a keg and a tent — you’re in.(2) Give them money and ask them to buy you a ticket(3) Pass — can you believe the crap those kids are listening to these days.(4) The music’s too loud, parking is a pain, and everyone’s on drugs. No, thanks.
Your friends are at the beach throwing the football around. You…(1) Organize a tackle football game – straight out of the Abercrombie catalog. But straight.(2) Just throw the ball around nice and soft — while enjoying the sun’s rays.(3) Don’t throw the ball at all — that’s a good way to get your trick shoulder worked up again.(4) Don’t go to the beach because sand gets in places you don’t want sand to be, and the sun is a big blaring ball of potential Melanoma beating down on you.
You’re house sitting in your friend’s ridiculous mansion. You…(1) Throw a house party that will make Kid N’ Play’s hair fall out.(2) Invite a small group of friends over for a dinner party.(3) You have a date with his comfortable couch, a glass of Chianti, and the latest Clive Clussler.(4) You leave early because you’re old and depressed and it’s strikingly clear you’ll never be able to afford a house of similar size.
You get a girls’ number. You…(1) Call her that night for a booty call.(2) Wait the allotted 3 days and ask her out for coffee.(3) Wait the allotted 3 days to call and plan a dinner.(4) Don’t call because phones are too confusing.
