Here is a pretty funny article about 40 mistakes men make in bed…..and the sort of unfortunate side effects that happen when you screw up in the sack!

Don’t think you make any of these?  Think again!  Most of us have made at least ONE of these sex “sins” at one time or another…..and if you ask my girlfriends from days gone by, I’ve made at least half that I can remember ( and probably the other half that I can’t..:-)

Check out the full story after the jump – and let us know some of the worst “sins” you’ve made in the sack….and how they’ve come back to bit you in the ass!  ( no pun intended..:-)

1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes herfeel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth bycutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form offoreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s adifference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying toextinguishthe candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which yourakerepeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her headfrom side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when theygettheir hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’retrying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking yourtongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a doggie toy isn’t.

 6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger andthumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus onthe whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East andWest, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you’veignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. Sostart paying them some attention.
GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangledfingers and underpants. If you’re going to be that aggressive, just askherto take the damn things off.

40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN